Dear Kellogg,
It has come to my attention that you may be in need of some new swimmers to endorse your product. Allow me to introduce you to Kendall and Cameron. While they have not won eight olympic gold medals (individually or combined!) I can assure you they have not smoked marijuana, would be good role models for your product and are as cute as a button!
Sincerely,
Rebecca Minch
P.S. They have outgrown the use of "swimmies" since this photo was taken.
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Michael, Michael, Michael! Dude, what were you thinking? Did you think you were still in Ann Arbor at the Hash Bash? I realize you're only 23 and smoking pot is not the most serious offense in the world, but you do have a responsibility to yourself and the millions of children who look up to you. You shouldn't even be blowing your nose in public, let alone smoking from a bong! The eyes of the world are upon you. Fortunately, you have owned up to your error in judgement, have apologized and are moving forward. Until you've regained our respect, however, you may be in jeopardy of losing millions of dollars to Kendall and Cameron. Sorry!
how come nobody has commented on how cute Kendall is?
ReplyDeletewell...she IS cute as a kitten, cute as a bunny, cute as a bug's ear...just cute, cute, cute. The little boy in the photo is equally cute. They're both kids you wish were your relatives!!
ReplyDeleteI said she was cute! Apparently she needs to get a better agent and PR person.
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